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dingle-ball

a big ball of shit that hangs from your ass hairs in the form of a ball( a dingle berry in the form of a ball)
that is one nasty lookin green dingle-ball hangin from yo' ass
by Paul_bubzy July 14, 2006
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stinky dingle

Stinky dingle is short for stinky dingleberry.

A stinky dingle is someone who always hangs around and just makes everyone depressed...
Matt Compton is being such a stinky dingle today.

Dood, stop being such a stinky dingle, you're depressing everyone.
by rayjay November 13, 2005
mugGet the stinky dinglemug.

dingle dust

The reminisance of poop powder after the dingle berries have been wiped away
Mazzei left his dingle dust in the sink after shaving his p-chode
by mumbles686 October 11, 2007
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Dingle Punnet

When a persons dingle berry count exceeds an immediately countable number it is a Dingle Punnet or a Punnet of Dingle Berrys.
Guy 1: I haven't wiped my arse in so long i probably have multiple Dingle Berrys
Guy 2: you've probably got a whole dingle punnet by now.
by DinglePicker April 29, 2015
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Dingle Brownie

What you get when you pull your penis out too fast during anal sex
I was giving it to my wife hard up the ass when suddenly the door to the bedroom opened I pulled out quick and out came a dingle brownie
by Eppy Taph July 30, 2009
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pushin dingle

pushin dingle means pushing your dick/cock/penis/dingle into somebody's mother
me: hey dude i'm pushin dingle
friend: i'm pushing your grandpa down a staircase
me: *vine boom* *spongebob cry*
by ZaxGlitched May 15, 2022
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Quandale Dingle

What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here (REHEHEHEHEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH). Including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT!?), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and Public Indecency (REHEHEHEHEHE but faster). I will be escaping prison on, March 28. After that, I will take over the worl-

(AAAAAAOH) Greetings, Quandale Dingle here! (AAAAAAOH) My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut (REHEHEHEHEHE but slower) got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FU- REAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH!) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT!?!?) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. (RAHHHHHOWEEEE)

Hey fellas, it's Quandale Dingle here. (WHEEEEEEEEROOOOO) I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time (heahaHAAHAHH). I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (Subway Surfers HURRRRRR). I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head (aaAAAAAHASHH). My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quangle Dangle (AARARARA) tried to eat my but during Ramadhan.
More Quandale Because it wouldn't fit:
(UUAH) Hey, Quandale Dingle here (heeeeeAAAAAHUUUU). I just escaped prison (hhhHUAAH) I am staying at Huandale Pringle's house (GEGEKGEKGEK). As I was running away from cops (WHAT!? but very fast), I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off (heahaHAAHAHH). A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison (WHAT YOU DOIN!?!). My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys (HUAAHAHAHA, OH YEAH).

Example Of using Quandale Dingle:
Person 1: Yo is that Quandale Dingle?
Quandale Dingle: Hey, Quandale Dingle here! (funne laugh) I am going to kill this man with Huandale Pringle.
Person 1: Wait wha-
Quandale Dingle and Huandale Pringle: *grabs ak47's and shoots Person 1*
by Gegovanny June 15, 2022
mugGet the Quandale Dinglemug.

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