Friend: "Hey! How are you and the ol' lady doing?"
Me: "Oh, not so good. I a gave her a dibortion
Friend: "A what?"
Me: "I had her sign the paperwork at the clinic."
Me: "Oh, not so good. I a gave her a dibortion
Friend: "A what?"
Me: "I had her sign the paperwork at the clinic."
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Loves his family and friends.
Cannot express the feelings he feels for someone.Basically is an introvert.
Loves his family and friends.
Cannot express the feelings he feels for someone.Basically is an introvert.
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Smart guy with innocent attitude. Loves his family and friends.
Life never goes according to him. Keeps a lot inside him. Can't express their feelings to others. Descent guy who loves to make friends.
Life never goes according to him. Keeps a lot inside him. Can't express their feelings to others. Descent guy who loves to make friends.
by Legally Arun April 12, 2022
Get the Dibojyoti mug.Diabolical Lick Simulator is a upcoming game made by JesseFards and will release on July 1st 2023 for the SNext, also coming on Gamejolt, itch.io, Yeah I'm not sure about that. The game is being developed using the Scratch 3.0 engine, which is quite surprising for such a big game, But it's being developed anyway. The game consists of 3 main characters,
A 17 year old senior named Dude, a 15 year old Sophomore named Nerd, and a fucking emo bitch that is 16 years old, also a Junior, fuck him and Nerd, his name is Emo.
In genocide, Emo commits suicide and Nerd gets killed by Dude, but in pacifist,
Oh ho ho- No. Fuck it.
Dude and Nerd have sex. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!? HOMOSEXUALITY!?!?!?!? NO!!!!
I WILL NOT PUT THIS SHIT IN MY FUCKING GAME!!!! IM GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!!! BLEHHH!!!!!
Ok Ok, I'll stop, That's all.
A 17 year old senior named Dude, a 15 year old Sophomore named Nerd, and a fucking emo bitch that is 16 years old, also a Junior, fuck him and Nerd, his name is Emo.
In genocide, Emo commits suicide and Nerd gets killed by Dude, but in pacifist,
Oh ho ho- No. Fuck it.
Dude and Nerd have sex. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!? HOMOSEXUALITY!?!?!?!? NO!!!!
I WILL NOT PUT THIS SHIT IN MY FUCKING GAME!!!! IM GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!!! BLEHHH!!!!!
Ok Ok, I'll stop, That's all.
by JesseFards May 6, 2022
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by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 9, 2022
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