dicked on

To be being beaten heavily in sport or business. If you are the one that is being beaten then you are being "dicked on". If you are beating someone else then you are "dicking on" them.

my lord, we are getting dicked on!!

come on!!! we are completely dicking on them!!

by mungo February 19, 2004

THIS DICK!

A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.

<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!

by mackstann February 12, 2005

dick

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"

1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.

by Buk Akka Tehcock April 12, 2003

dick on

to hurt or brutally wound. However death is not usually involved.

i.e. to dick on

I dicked on
He dicked on
They dicked on
We dicked on

Elliot will dick on John after sending him a polite message.

by JKSoulmate December 14, 2010

Dick this

Used as an attention grabber for the beginning of a story.

Dick this, I was all the mall yesterday and I shit my pants.

by Matt from TO November 25, 2007

dick

A special part of a mans body which sometimes he strokes to get pleasure when he cant get any pussy.

Guy1: Dude, he got that magic dick
Guy2: Hell yea!

by Jackmethefuck April 24, 2008

dick

1. the male genitals that most women enjoy having stuffed inside of them.
2. a male genital used when some men want to be screwed up the ass
3. a strap on a girl uses to please there partner, man or women.
man-up the ass
women-the vagina

1. she loved the feel of his dick in her vagina
2.he loved the feel of his dick in his ass hole
3. they loved it when she wore the strap on dick and f*cked us up.

by his_babe December 23, 2008