You draked it

When someone says something, trying to be funny, clever, or cool and completely fails.

Person 1:Dude, Spongebob is so yellow he makes bananas jealous.
Person 2:You Draked it.

by A Wary Trout May 14, 2011

Drake Bell

Drake Bell. He was only awesome in Drake and Josh. But other than that, he's a complete fucking ass. And now, he's a registered sex offender due to him endangering and grooming a 15 year old girl. What a complete fucking dumbass. His music sucks. His personality makes you wanna punch him in the mouth so many times until he looks like a tweaker. Josh Peck from Drake and Josh wants nothing to do with him and I don't blame him at all. If you still like Drake Bell, then you're just plain old stupid. Just saying.

Drake Bell fan: "OMG! Drake is so hot, his music is so fantastic!"

Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"

Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"

Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"

by Shb99 February 2, 2022

Nathan Drake

Typically someone very snarky and is a cocky little shit.

I love in how he is literally dying, he is still Nathan Drake.

by TheWhoInVille December 18, 2019

Drake Fan

certified sex offender who can't accept Kanye, Kendrick> Drake

Oh there goes that Drake fan, a certified sex offender.

by D.G Shield September 3, 2021

draking off

Masturbating while in a relationship.

"My girlfriend told me to stop draking off"

by Mirdad October 24, 2013

drake short

Smart loving

Drake short

by QueenMmeh June 17, 2018

Drake up

a period where you are not quite broken up with someone but emotionally distant in a way that only the soft Rap and R&B songs of Rapper drake can explain. The messages in the songs seem to mean more to you, in this period, than they ever have in spite of not a single word or phrase changing in them, the listener merely exaggerates them to promote their own bullshit. A drake up may in some cases occur between lovers or non-romantically involved, individuals and larger bodies of people, and can in fact be most severe between two male platonic friends. Drake ups contribute highly to music revenue of Rapper Aubrey "Drake" Graham, however drakes music does not have to be all you listen to while going through a drake up, or music at all for that matter. During a Drake up one may re-sight Drake lyrics or even normal phrases that characterized the "I'm so troubled but not really" vibe his music is known for.

James: "Hey are we still going out tonight I called Dave but he hasn't answered all day"
Kelly:"Oh Dave is mad at you. You didn't notice his new haircut"
James:"Oh shit I better go apologize before we drake up, you know Marvin's room is his favorite song."

by sovreignpeasent June 19, 2015