douche bag 

The word "douche bag" originated in Birmingham, Alabama in 2004. The individual in which this phrase refers to is a sexist pig who likes triple anal sex with African Americans, yet claims that it's really his wife who likes triple anal sex (but we know the truth). He thinks that he's cool because he hangs out in the music scene, yet the only reason why those people "like him" is because his wife sleeps with them. The reason why he is a douche bag is because after his multiple triple anal adventures is the only way that he can feel clean. You may run into him at the local Wal-Mart in the hygene section buying his monthly supply of douche bags.

For more information, please see triple anal or chode.

Mike is a complete douche bag.

douche bag by Brad Reed December 15, 2008

Douche Bag 

Douche basically means fanny so calling someone a douche bag would mean fanny bag.

Rodger:Your such a douche bag Fredric.
Fredric:So's your mum.

Douche Bag by lemon stat man May 10, 2009

douche bag 

A female,washer and dryer.

Bill at work: Hey Ted,what did you buy Helen for her birthday? A washer and a dryer.You know,A Douche Bag and Turkish Towel.

douche bag by Tommy Lee September 3, 2003

douche bag 

a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!

douche bag by beanie January 14, 2005

douche bag 

a person who shows up in a public place looking like a complete idiot, or does something so completely stupid that it makes people laugh on his be-half.

yo, look at that douche bag.

douche bag by Chesca April 6, 2008

Douche Bag 

A term that is used to define the actions/outbursts of a first year Creative Communications student.

90% of the time this word is used in a playful manner.

God Conor, you are being such a douche bag.

Wow, that Ezra Ginsburg can be such a D bag sometimes.

We will impeach that douche bag class rep. Impeach the D Bag Conor Lloyd.

Douche Bag by Conor Lloyd June 11, 2008

douche bag 

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot and does/says the worst things at the worst time at the worst possible place. Closely related to an asshole. Once an asshole does/says something really horrible they are reffered to as douche bags. However once a douche bag does/says something even worst then they are reffered to as Hussain Rizvi. Not many people can be a Hussain Rizvi. It takes years of being a douche bag before you can reach the level of hussain rizvi.

he is such a douche bag, infact he's worst. He's a hussain rizvi.

douche bag by Ammar Rizvi March 20, 2010