cheese doodle

a tiny penis that nobody wants to see

dude, asa mushroom stamped me with his cheese doodle!

by jan jan and garebear December 30, 2007

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Ass Doodle

When a piece of shit is hanging out of your ass.

My God! Look at that that ass doodle!

by Sgt. Johnson July 24, 2005

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Poodle Doodle

A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.

CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

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Flapper doodle

When your finger nail is split in half

Joe: Ouch my finger just got caught in the door

Tod: that looks like one bad flapper doodle

by Katanabele January 17, 2020

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Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.

Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.

by Merchaholic March 5, 2020

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