Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

domesticillin

A mythical antibiotic which kills all known germs. Also referred to as Domestos. Intensive Care slang. Obviously derived from the brand slogan of a well-known make of bleach.
Kills all known germs.

Mr Eckerslike didn’t look likely to get better but we put him on iv domesticillin and he made a good recovery.

by anonymous June 19, 2023

domestically trained

Trained to be a stay at home wife

That girl is domestically trained

by Meowstar93 August 19, 2023

Domestically Challenged

Inability or reluctancy to do common household chores, such as cleaning and cooking.

I am domestically challenged because I hate doing the dishes.

by Wendolyn July 15, 2024

Domesticated

When someone gradually descends into the rabbit hole known as pet play

"Girl are u okay?"
"I ams more than oki I have been domesticated by mah wife >0<"

by The Sesbian librarian August 17, 2024

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

Domestically horny

The feeling when you get a new cleaning product, or appliance, and the urge to use it overtakes your mind body and soul

I saved up my washing because I knew when the tumble dryer arrived I would be domestically horny

by Lizziebopeep November 11, 2025