by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Dealermug. 
A person who's either wholesome and sells chips, candy, Prime,etc just to earn money during school hours
.... Or a flat out drug or/and vape dealer
.... Or a flat out drug or/and vape dealer
by Skskxl August 8, 2023
Get the School Dealersmug. A drug dealer that deals drugs to a person in a way that he thinks you should use the drugs, influencing when and how much he gives you based on how he thinks you should or shouldn't use the drugs. (He tries to be some sort of "guru" while maintaining his dealing. Intentions can be goodhearted, but not always well-received by the customer. Can be viewed by the customer as helpful, or extremely annoying and rude.
by sagenoob May 2, 2025
Get the Daddy Dealermug. A background character (aka an extra) in a tv series or movie who isn’t often noticed but if you watch the show back you can clearly see this character is dealing coke in the background of your favorite children’s show
“Do you know who plays the background coke dealer in Barney?” “Yeah I heard he gets quite the salary!”
by Verbal roccrates January 30, 2021
Get the background coke dealermug. This is the day we congratulate Loic Fernandez on not getting caught drug dealing. He has to give us free drugs on the 4th December. Thanks loic.
Elysia East
Elysia East
'I just snorted some sugar shit'-curtis
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack
Yay for drug dealer day
’can I have some? Let me have some’-jack
Yay for drug dealer day
by Ginger thing December 2, 2020
Get the drug dealer daymug. Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.
Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*
by OkStephen March 14, 2022
Get the Raw Milk Dealermug.