whats your damage

A rather nice way of saying "Are you a fucking idiot."

Did you eat a retard sandwhich for breakfast...good golly whats your damage?

by jessica March 30, 2004

chip damage whore

a person who, when playing fighting games, relies heavily on special or super moves that inflict damage when blocked to wear down an opponent low on health.

Iron Man, Cable, and Storm? I smell a chip damage whore...

by FinalJonomon September 3, 2009

What's Your Damage?

Made famous by cult-classic movie 'The Heathers', a black satirical portrayal of an American high school featuring three girls called Heather.

"What's your damage, Heather?"

by my friends call me hot stuff but you can call me sexy... ;) September 13, 2005

splash damage

the worst kind of damage

the damn negro beaver splash damged me while i was walking to lipinskis

by oakville thugz May 1, 2005

8 Damage Headshot

The only reason you get killed in Fortnite because your aim sucks

Friend#1: ANOTHER 8 DAMAGE HEADSHOT
Friend#2: Then fix your aim
Friend#3: Yeah it’s obviously your aim
Friend#1: Shut up Fags I don’t play this all the time like you.

by TurtleTron August 8, 2018

hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

karmic collateral damage

when you hang-out with a person who is such an asshole that when karma hits them you actually end up suffering as well...

Biff was such an asshole that, unbeknownst to Bingo, he mooned a short bus full of special-ed kids while in the back of Bingo's car... The cop that pulled Bingo over and the judge that sentenced both of them, were understandably upset, as their children were on that bus... Biff got 2yrs, Bingo, unwitting victim of Karmic Collateral Damage got 6 months and now has a unwanted boyfriend named "Bruiser"

by emmettaclown August 22, 2012