Lunar Curtis

A kid who plays fortnite and is epic gamer!
Everybody says this to lunar curtis every day!:) OH MY F*CKING GOD CURTIS STOP F*CKING SPAMMING! YOUR F*CKING TRASH!
by Lunar Curtis November 30, 2019
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Curtis

Curtis can be one of the most sarcastic people you will ever meet. He can generally be seen in the wild with thick, bushy eyebrows and a heart of gold. Once you get past the hard exterior, you meet a person who is very fond of animals and uses humor to cope.
That Curtis guy has the best eyebrows I have ever seen!
by Out_Of_My_Mind January 31, 2022
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Curtis Footjob

A man named Curtis will take his foot and shove it up a man, or womans private area while reciting the ABC's with glee.
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McKayla Lee Curtis

a dumb ass but nice person, always makes you laugh no matter what. A great best-friend but is rude to her best-friends. She loves amauri and is a r a t
McKayla Lee Curtis is a great best-friend

Person 1: your besties with mckayla

person 2: yes im so lucky
by illumiatea October 17, 2019
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Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023
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John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.
Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*
by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019
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