cumberbatch

A person with an undesirably large amount of pubic hair that renders them completely unfuckable.

Person 1: So how was that chick last night?

Person 2: No go. Turns out she's a total cumberbatch.

Person 1: Damn.

by bjengli November 5, 2010

Cumbeard

The left-over cum residue in the beard of a person who has recently engaged in oral sex

Big Bear: "That's a 10-4 on the 319 and I...what the?"
Falcon: "Is thar a problem Big Bear?"
Big Bear: "Oh it's nuthin. I just din got some semen on my chin. Probably on a count of that sloppy sesh I had last night"
Falcon: "Aaaw Cumbeard! That's nasty! Now why'd ya hafta go and tell me a thang like that!"

by The King of Fappers '94 February 23, 2011

cumbies

cucumbers used in anal pleasure.

my boyfriend and i like to use cumbies in our erotic pleasure fests.

by Rob Bingham February 6, 2003

cumby-ized

to have one's anus violated

Man, my boss cumby-ized me for calling in sick yesterday.

by Tom Funkenberry July 30, 2008

Hubert Cumberdale

A "friend" of salad fingers who Tastes of soot and Poo and is married to a another "friend" named Mrs. Cumberdale

A finger pupet that is Crudely Done

by Mr. Man March 19, 2005

Cumberbabe

Fans of the glorious actor, Benedict Cumberbatch, originally under the name "Cumberbitches". The title of the fangirls was changed under the suggestion of Benedict himself, and so it became Cumberbabe.

Alice- I'm a Cumberbitch!
Stacy- No, you are a CumberBABE.

by LiliansGift March 30, 2013

Cumberbomb

(v.) To be photobombed by Benedict Cumberbatch.

U2 got Cumberbombed at the Oscars in 2014.

by NomNomNomDePlume March 13, 2014