by Myron Shitlitz March 14, 2015
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I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
I mean, c'mon! He doesn't drink human blood, he can go out in daylight, and he SPARKLES. He is NOT a vampire. He is, however, a fairy.
Twitard- Ahhh, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire EVER!
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
Normal person- Dude, he isn't a vampire, he's a fairy.
by KazIDoBelieve May 3, 2010
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!
by falloutboyfan182 July 24, 2010
Get the Alice Cullen stalking mug.A reject from the United States Army, in his miserable years he finds himself doing many unspeakable sex acts. Some of which include vomiting in another’s anus then proceeding to have his way.
by NotAllTimeBitch April 1, 2020
Get the dirty cullen mug.When you take a girl to the beach and either fuck her or recieve a blow job. Then after you are done ejaculating onto her face, you grab a handful of sand and throw it into her face. Then you proceed to run away screaming "cumb cutlet!"
That bitch was pissing me off so I gave her the crumb cutlet down at the beach and then left her there.
by rhflip85 September 17, 2008
Get the crumb cutlet mug.1.A whiny 108 years old virgin who don't have a life, and had a habit of stalking people in their sleep
2.Character from Twilight
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by *Lexxi* April 19, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
Dale: "Bummer."
Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."
Dale: "High-Five!"
by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006
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