Cubanese

A title used by 50 year old women to describe their fake ethnicity.

Person 1: Hey where are you from again?
Person 2: Oh I'm Cubanese
Person 1: So where are you from?

by UnderageGirlIcey, >:D June 15, 2022

cuban teabag

The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.

“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”

“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”

“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”

by Teevmeister July 12, 2022

Cuban misile crisis

That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!

Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks

by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022

cuban dip

Wiping your finger on your balls or ass and rubbing it on your mates top lip

Hey Bobby, I just cuban dipped George Jefferies with a dirty middle digit

by Gaznvee January 15, 2023

Cuban Fury

A heterosexual act of coitus wherein upon climax the male partner extinguishes a cigar on the female's left butt-cheek.

Dude, I had a wild time last night. She let me use Cuban Fury!

by Elroy P. Honkey October 4, 2023

Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.

She just gave him a Cuban handshake

by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023

The Cuban Shuffle

The action of shuffling cars around in a driveway or elsewhere to get the one car that is stuck in front out. Usually takes two or more people.

<scene> guys chilling early friday night with some beers>>>

Cory: Yo I got to leave
Sam: Dude... its still early and mikes blocking you in.
Cory: Hey mike i need you to help me do the cuban shuffle so i can go.
Mike: pussssss

by samanthagrace August 3, 2012