Crabsmack

The ability to walk like a crab while talking smack. On who engages in crabsmack is a crabwalking smacktalker.

If crabsmack were a sport, I would be like Paul Bako.

by Jimson's Best Tumor Clown November 19, 2009

silent crabs

crabs that are silent

i have crabs that i am not aware of because they are silent. silent crabs.

by mclovin III January 13, 2009

surf crabs

Surf crabs: to be itchin' for a surf

Cyrus moved from San Diego and is really itching for a surf. I hear he's go the surf crabs!

by cyguy July 31, 2010

curbstomp

(noun) A concoction that requires the use of the energy drink Spike, Everclear, and Dr. Pepper. Exact recipe as follows:

1 8 oz. can of Spike Energy Drink
2-3 Shots of Everclear
Splash of Dr. Pepper to taste

Curbstomp (verb) the after effect of consuming a curbstomp, usually entails utter debauchery and things of that nature.

VSQUAD mixed up a couple curbstomps to start the night, and by the end of they night they were curbstomped.

by CaptainCrixus September 27, 2011

cubs92

A synonym for epic failure.

Could you be anymore cubs92?

by dbroncos78087 June 15, 2009

Ghost Crabs

A crab infestation so horrific that it may be possible for the crabs to spread without sexual contact, since clothing can not contain them. It is as if the crabs have the ability to phase through the infected person's clothing and that of others, thus attempting to use their ghostly powers to reach a pandemic state.

Brooke: "Mike is so hot! Too bad that he has ghost crabs."

Alison: "I know, yesterday I had lunch with him and had to shave my junk as soon as I got home."

by Enid McGraw November 11, 2009

Crabscwaffle

Running around sideways itching your crotch shouting: "I HAVE CRABS!!!" and screaming.

Person one: "David's doing a crabscwaffle"
Person two: "What?"
David: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE CRABS!!!!!"

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009