Cum Cricket

Derogatory term for a white person

Shut up you cum cricket

by YaKingKH November 12, 2022

swat the cricket

verb. 1. to take antibiotics/antiviral medication to get rid of sexually transmitted diseases caused by some nasty bugs

After sleeping with that ho, I knew I would end up having to swat the cricket.

by JosephD September 2, 2006

beef crickets

An abnormally large clitorus that when rubbed emits a high pitched noise. Also has a tendecy to chirp; and spit.

Ryan 'Thin Stash' Coltrain: Hold on Terry 'Superman' Bryant; is the farmer's daughter is out flick'n the beef crickets yet again.

Terry 'Superman' Bryant: I don't have time for Beef Crickiets, I'm busy jerk'n it to WoW and high elves.

by Hymen von Feltch January 7, 2010

porch cricket

An African American man, living on welfare, hollering at hoodrat hoes also utilizing welfare... From his porch.

I was rolling through the good lookin to buy some dope when a porch cricket approached me, chirpin! That shit was wack!

by G-M$ney June 15, 2014

Coal Cricket

A monkey named William

William go pick my cotten Coal Cricket

by Im His Hole June 18, 2022

Crotch Crickets

Bugs in your underwear
crabs

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.

by Rab Dog July 27, 2004

sand cricket

see dune coon, another slang term for people of the arabic descent

damn, mohamad is acting like a fucking sand cricket

by butt pirate August 30, 2006