Stream and cream

A refinement and abstraction of the more lowbrow colloquialism netflix and chill. Some members of society have access to only a single streaming service, for example cbs all access. In those instances netflix and chill is not applicable to the situation. By using the higher level abstraction "stream and cream" you can make clear your intent without having to specify a particular streaming service. In this way, if I have a partner over I can correctly use the phrase "stream and cream" to denote that I was watching star trek discovery on cbs all access, engaging in coitus, and eventually (or immediately) engage in an orgasmic experience.

Alex: wuz up dawg. Wut u doin this weekend?

Greg: not much homie. Gonna see if my bae wants to come over.

Alex: ah, gonna do some netflix and chill huh

Greg: na dawg. Only have access to dat cbs all access. Gonna see if my bae wanna stream and cream

by Jdawg227 May 2, 2018

Fudge Cream

When one is whacking off, and said individual ejaculates so hard that he then shits himself. Thus creating a fudge cream.

Asian donkey shows where the donkey pukes into an Asian transvestite's mouth makes me fudge cream.

by Rolladoedoe April 3, 2010

Cream turtleneck

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.

"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."

by Clust March 10, 2016

Cream snake

Where two men jerk off together, the first man cums and the other man uses the firsts cum as a lubricant

Jake and I cream snaked last night

by Jkjkjajsdks May 8, 2021

Tokyo Cream

To ejaculate inside somebody and then proceed to cannibalize them as if they were a homemade twinkie.

“Strong Kongou totally just tokyo creamed that guy that failed Takeshi’s Castle.”

by Night Badger June 14, 2019

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 11, 2010

Cream Spray

When a woman is riding her man and is about to climax, she squeezes her breasts and squirts milk from her nipples.

"Having a kid is the best thing my wife ever did. Last night, she did a Cream Spray that hit the far wall."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018