Stream and cream

A refinement and abstraction of the more lowbrow colloquialism netflix and chill. Some members of society have access to only a single streaming service, for example cbs all access. In those instances netflix and chill is not applicable to the situation. By using the higher level abstraction "stream and cream" you can make clear your intent without having to specify a particular streaming service. In this way, if I have a partner over I can correctly use the phrase "stream and cream" to denote that I was watching star trek discovery on cbs all access, engaging in coitus, and eventually (or immediately) engage in an orgasmic experience.

Alex: wuz up dawg. Wut u doin this weekend?

Greg: not much homie. Gonna see if my bae wants to come over.

Alex: ah, gonna do some netflix and chill huh

Greg: na dawg. Only have access to dat cbs all access. Gonna see if my bae wanna stream and cream

by Jdawg227 May 2, 2018

Cream of Windmill

As the man is about to ejaculate, he swings his penis around in a circular, windmill-like motion by thrusting his hips. This will throw the semen around the place of intercourse.

Ex: See Def. of 'Cream of Windmill'

by The Sexual Visionary February 28, 2011

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 11, 2010

cream river

The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.

"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"

by man of the year October 10, 2014

Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015

whip the cream

When a gentleman deposits his ejaculate into his lucky partner's splatterbox, he then withdraw's and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. The rapid mixing of semen and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. Thereby whipping the cream.

She'd been a rather good girlfriend lately so I thought I'd give her a treat once I finished. I decided to bring her to orgasm by using my fingers to whip the cream.

by The Iron Weasel December 6, 2015

Cream turtleneck

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.

"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."

by Clust March 10, 2016