Covfefe

To pass out mid-tweet on the toilet

I was really angry at the mainstream media and tried to tell my supporters the truth, but I covfefed.

by Duder290000 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pronounced cove-day-FAY, not cov-fi-fi or cove-fef-ay.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
"Her dress is rather covfefe, wouldn't you say?"

"Then she kicked me in the covfefe!"
"Hit me with that covfefe."
"I went covfefe on that bitch!"

by Pqrz May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing.

"Trump's entire Presidency was a real covfefe."

by Jaydenaus May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you don't know how to delete a tweet or just show a general incompetence

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by meye263 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Specifically a Russian code word. Meaning. "Fuck they are on to me, but I still got a chance, HELP, cause another distraction" From Trump's "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe." And his press secretary's ominous "There are a few special friends who know what it means"

You are telling a hot girl that you love Justin Bieber too and are also vegan. When you spot your ex at the bar walking toward you angrily. You would say loudly "Wow this beer is covfefe". Secretly calling on your wingmen to intercept or distract your ex.

by RealCleverWithBigBigWords June 6, 2017

Covfefe

Fuck everyone else. A variation of "go fuck off."

If you are a dictator, or a Yuge asshole, it's the perfect way to finish all your sentences.

Despite you being right about all the facts, covfefe.
or
I do whatever I want covfefe.

by Terrible growth June 2, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe’ (pronounced “cuv – fee- fae”) is an Antediluvian term for “In the end we win.” It was commonly used by the sons of Adam to rail against the evil actions of the fallen who had led man astray.

The term gained popularity prior to the great deluge and was rarely used after the flood subsided. It regained favor around the time Nimrod was building his tower, after which it was entirely lost in translation at Babel.

Despite constant negative press, covfefe.

by Intomniac June 7, 2017