Covfefe

To pass out mid-tweet on the toilet

I was really angry at the mainstream media and tried to tell my supporters the truth, but I covfefed.

by Duder290000 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pronounced cove-day-FAY, not cov-fi-fi or cove-fef-ay.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
"Her dress is rather covfefe, wouldn't you say?"

"Then she kicked me in the covfefe!"
"Hit me with that covfefe."
"I went covfefe on that bitch!"

by Pqrz May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing.

"Trump's entire Presidency was a real covfefe."

by Jaydenaus May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you don't know how to delete a tweet or just show a general incompetence

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by meye263 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Cash Over Voters Fuck Europe Fuck Everybody.

Most of the world thinks I am a joke but my motto is C.O.V.F.E.F.E. I told you I have the best wurds! I'll bet covfefe is way better than Vladimirs cockholster on urban dictionary!! Haha! Suck it Colbert! Also Streep,Rosie ,Mother Earth and the dumb dumb American voters!!!

by Tonalddrumpakanotme June 3, 2017

Covfefe

Specifically a Russian code word. Meaning. "Fuck they are on to me, but I still got a chance, HELP, cause another distraction" From Trump's "Despite the constant negative press, covfefe." And his press secretary's ominous "There are a few special friends who know what it means"

You are telling a hot girl that you love Justin Bieber too and are also vegan. When you spot your ex at the bar walking toward you angrily. You would say loudly "Wow this beer is covfefe". Secretly calling on your wingmen to intercept or distract your ex.

by RealCleverWithBigBigWords June 6, 2017

Covfefe

Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.

Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.

"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."

"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"

by ToolGeek June 1, 2017