Covfefe

To pass out mid-tweet on the toilet

I was really angry at the mainstream media and tried to tell my supporters the truth, but I covfefed.

by Duder290000 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pronounced cove-day-FAY, not cov-fi-fi or cove-fef-ay.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe."
"Her dress is rather covfefe, wouldn't you say?"

"Then she kicked me in the covfefe!"
"Hit me with that covfefe."
"I went covfefe on that bitch!"

by Pqrz May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing.

"Trump's entire Presidency was a real covfefe."

by Jaydenaus May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you don't know how to delete a tweet or just show a general incompetence

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by meye263 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When Your Hands are too small to type coverage but you need to sound like a professional

me gusta covfefe

by KimKardashina June 01, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe, a Russian word which literally translates as 'Piss on my face'

That prostitute covfefe'd me goodly last night

by Faustus_101 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is Russian for CRAP after eating one too many of Ivanka's champagne ( TRUMP brand of course) popsicles.

Despite the negative press covfefe.

by Notarichpublican May 31, 2017