– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
by Ace42 November 13, 2011
Get the the Cosmic Turd mug.A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you
either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
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The fancy name a store gives the clerk who works behind the cosmetics counter. Not to be confused with a Cosmetologist/Beautican. For to be a Cosmetologist/Beautican you have to take a 2 yr course in a career school or college and go to State Board and take a written and practical test to obtain your license.
Mindy: I can't find the eyeliner in ravin raspberry.
Chloe: Why don't you ask the Cosmetician if they have your shade.
That dumb Cosmetician thinks shes a Cosmetologist just because she works behind the cosmetics counter.
Chloe: Why don't you ask the Cosmetician if they have your shade.
That dumb Cosmetician thinks shes a Cosmetologist just because she works behind the cosmetics counter.
by sweetcherrybombs May 5, 2009
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Because they murder in the name of Allah, the cosmic muffin shall smite them.
The cosmic muffin looked down on Jesus and pitied him
Im hungry. Its muffin time.
The cosmic muffin looked down on Jesus and pitied him
Im hungry. Its muffin time.
by yomuff November 28, 2011
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Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting
by Robness December 28, 2006
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