Corporate America

Term used to direct the blame of something bad somewhere else

"The vending machine is out of blueberry Pop-Tarts!"
"Corporate America!"

"I got an F on the test."
"Corporate America, I'm telling you..."

by dylan-o November 17, 2006

corporate pimp

A person who works as the owner and/or administrative leader of a capitalist and/or fascist company. See also corporate underpimp.

Corporate pimps not only reap the larger payoff from their whores' dealings with customers, they also usually mount them themselves as a means of maintaining their dominant status.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

Corporal

Powerful, dangerous beasts spawned from the very pits of Hell. Are known to consume Privates and PFCs for fun. Very good in a firefight.

"I thought we were friends" "Not since I made Corporal, PFC!"

by JeremyWolf September 23, 2006

corporation

Entity that can, and usually does, abuse its employees, investors, and customers. Led by individuals called executives, who care only about playing golf, porking each other's trophy wives, and lining their own pockets.

Many elections have been rigged by powerful corporations.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

corporate communism

Phrase coined by Dylan Ratiger, MSNBC, basically meaning the current government/corporate system in place that is funneling money=power=control from the masses to a few select individuals, at the cost of competition and choice. Examples are the 24 trillion backing of the financial institutions and health care corporations that are exempt from the Sherman Antitrust Act.

Americans will only regain identity when they finally understand corporate communism.

by Quido1 April 18, 2010

Corporate Whore

Someone who owns, works for, or sits on the fck&(*ng board of directors of a major corporation who's main goal is to suck the life out of the economy, you, your wallet, your time and your talent. Examples of Corporate Whores: Starbucks, liz who works at Starbucks, all who sell themselves without any thoughts of self-respect or decency.

"I'll take a double macchiato you Corporate Whore" "ME?!?! You're paying for the damn thing you Corporate TRICK!"

by Cathi Robertson June 21, 2008

Corporationalist

Noun- A person who believes in Corporationalism, the belief that Corporation(s) should have power over the individual, people and governments (locally, regionally, nationally and internationally). Its main characteristic are that it is fiercely opposed to "red tape", which can be anything from union membership to extra safety costs, the big corporations see government as a potential hindrance to their activities. Its main goal is that of all Corporations, to make a profit for its shareholders.

(1) U.S. Congressman House Minority Whip, Eric Cantor from Richmond, Virginia's opposition to Healthcare reform while, being financially supported by this industry and not benefiting his District or it's voters or people is a Corporationalist ideal.

(2) Eric Cantor is a corporationalist because he opposed bailing out GM and Chrysler from bankruptcy because they mainly have blue collar workers, unions and give benefits that sustain the middle class, while at the same time he favors Big Bank Bailouts and Executives keeping their bonuses at the expense of thousands of people who lost their life savings, retirement, homes.

by sweede low August 30, 2010