Corporate Dinosaurs are someone who in their career have worked their way to the top, not evolving in their field. They know the system by heart, and know how to work their way around it. They most often work in bigger organizations where they contributes as a leader or boss. These individuals might know their field pretty well, but won’t know how to be a leader, or how to expannd beyond their field.
Just as a dinosaur, they are not adaptable, and won’t survive innovation - which is why they most often will try to avoid it. They won’t enjoy major changes that will jepordize their very comfortable position.
Just as a dinosaur, they are not adaptable, and won’t survive innovation - which is why they most often will try to avoid it. They won’t enjoy major changes that will jepordize their very comfortable position.
by yupyeah May 20, 2019
v. to "risk" your job while getting busy at work with a hot co-worker in a risque place... say a janitor's closet?
guy #1: My job may be on the line but the sex with that hot new secretary was totally fucking worth it.
Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?
Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!
*Guys high five and disperse*
Guy #2: No fucking way man, Miri that hot new Latino chick? Where?
Guy #1: In our bosses office on top of the fax machine, I'm positive we faxed pics of our asses to everyone in our building...talk about a Corporate Frisk!
*Guys high five and disperse*
by makingNEWnotches March 28, 2010
When I asked Julie a question on our zoom meeting, she asked me if “ we could take this off line and circle back when she could wrap her head around this.” She then told me “she would be out of pocket and in the meantime if I could email her a high lever, view from 50,000 feet, so when she comes back into the office she can be laser focused on the issue.” I have no idea what she was talking about because she was speaking in corporate tongues.
by Grimmy46 March 03, 2022
An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.
by duemoturion June 04, 2017
by @sps March 02, 2017
Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.
by Dokki June 12, 2020
Corporate Punk describes punk bands or punk fashion brands created by corporate businesses that are more interested in making money than spreading a message.
Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.
Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.
Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.
Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.
Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.
Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.
Marty: Dude, these clothes are made with such cheap fabric! Why are they so expensive?
David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase
David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase
by Jack Mustard May 12, 2021