cookies

what grandma has soft ones of.

I'm eating grandma's soft cookies and they're gorgeous!

by Aron D March 28, 2007

Cookies

When a girl has her period on a guys chest and leaves it to harden over night. The girl then takes cookie cutters and makes red, crusty cookies that she feeds to the guy.

Guy 1: Dude, what did you and that hooker do last night?
Guy 2: Ugh man it was amazing! We made cookies and shit!
Guy 1: DUDE! SHE DID THAT TO YOU! WAIT! YOU ATE ONE!
Guy 2: Damn straight! I felt like the fuckin' Keebler Elf.

by Nick Husted September 7, 2007

Cookie

The root of all that is evil. A black plauge upon the land that will devour anyone who stands in its way. The source of all shadows evil and other wise unpleasent deeds.

Sally was being a real Cookie when she took a chain saw to little timmy.

by Its the BFT July 13, 2009

COOKIES

A big black dude in his twenties that wants to beat you up because you stole his beer. (also he wants to be a pro wrestler and looks like Mr T.

OH shit cookies is gunna kill us

by rkwacky November 17, 2009

cookie

code for smoking pot

want to go get cookied?

i am so cookied.

by cookied monster August 16, 2011

Cookie

A reward for posting something on a forum that is amazing.
Can also be used to gain friends on forum sites

I just posted a thread about the best ways to get rid of trolls and got tons of cookies from other users

by Alt-Assasin October 11, 2009

Cookies

Sex with the Cullen boys.

Oh, I am so lusting for Edward cookies!

by PeteStump September 19, 2008