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cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.
Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."
by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010
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cooch model

Women who you've seen more of their cooch than your own.

Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.

a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"

Completely unrelated to porn.
Sometimes suicide girls, gravure models, tumblr camwhores, etc.

Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
by TWOC November 16, 2011
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dirty cooch

That tree smells like a dirty cooch
by Dirtycooch6969 April 18, 2017
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Cooch Pooch

The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch
I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch
by Meeka2493 February 27, 2021
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cooch wedge

A thong wedgie in your vagina, that not one else can see. Like a camel toe but only in your underwear.
“I have a cooch wedge” I said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said
by Marasoccer18 October 5, 2017
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Cooch-boop

When superman fists you
"Superman did me a good cooch-boop last night"
by Definitely Not Superman February 3, 2018
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Cooch Fan

A small fan used in the Southeastern US for women, placed directly on their cooch to help prevent massive amounts of cooch sweat.
It is so hot out here, but thanks to the cooch fan, my vagina does not stink
by Moseby July 2, 2010
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