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cooch wedge

A thong wedgie in your vagina, that not one else can see. Like a camel toe but only in your underwear.
“I have a cooch wedge” I said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said
by Marasoccer18 October 5, 2017
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Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.
Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it
by Chungus22 July 9, 2019
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Cooch-boop

When superman fists you
"Superman did me a good cooch-boop last night"
by Definitely Not Superman February 3, 2018
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Cooch Booch

Head butting the pussy cause sometimes that’s what ya gotta do
“Here comes the cooch booch!”
by K1ll1ngj0k3 March 17, 2019
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cooch model

Women who you've seen more of their cooch than your own.

Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.

a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"

Completely unrelated to porn.
Sometimes suicide girls, gravure models, tumblr camwhores, etc.

Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
by TWOC November 16, 2011
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dirty cooch

That tree smells like a dirty cooch
by Dirtycooch6969 April 18, 2017
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Cooch Fan

A small fan used in the Southeastern US for women, placed directly on their cooch to help prevent massive amounts of cooch sweat.
It is so hot out here, but thanks to the cooch fan, my vagina does not stink
by Moseby July 2, 2010
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