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Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.
Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it
by Chungus22 July 9, 2019
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cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.
Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."
by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010
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Cooch Booch

Head butting the pussy cause sometimes that’s what ya gotta do
“Here comes the cooch booch!”
by K1ll1ngj0k3 March 17, 2019
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Cooch Pooch

The part of a man’s belly that hits the perfect spot when you’re on top, providing the perfect place to rub your cooch
I didn’t fully understand why women opted to consistently go for softer men until I went on a date with one and my clit hit the cooch pooch
by Meeka2493 February 27, 2021
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cooch stocker

Person that deliberatedly searches for females round the age of 15 and 17.
(person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.

(person b)So?!

(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker
by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009
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Cooch-boop

When superman fists you
"Superman did me a good cooch-boop last night"
by Definitely Not Superman February 3, 2018
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Cooch Fan

A small fan used in the Southeastern US for women, placed directly on their cooch to help prevent massive amounts of cooch sweat.
It is so hot out here, but thanks to the cooch fan, my vagina does not stink
by Moseby July 2, 2010
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