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Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.
Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it
by Chungus22 July 9, 2019
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Cooch coon

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting
Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.
by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018
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cooch model

Women who you've seen more of their cooch than your own.

Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.

a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"

Completely unrelated to porn.
Sometimes suicide girls, gravure models, tumblr camwhores, etc.

Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"
by TWOC November 16, 2011
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Cooch-boop

When superman fists you
"Superman did me a good cooch-boop last night"
by Definitely Not Superman February 3, 2018
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cooch stocker

Person that deliberatedly searches for females round the age of 15 and 17.
(person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.

(person b)So?!

(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker
by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009
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dirty cooch

That tree smells like a dirty cooch
by Dirtycooch6969 April 18, 2017
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Cooch Fan

A small fan used in the Southeastern US for women, placed directly on their cooch to help prevent massive amounts of cooch sweat.
It is so hot out here, but thanks to the cooch fan, my vagina does not stink
by Moseby July 2, 2010
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