Cooch-boop

When superman fists you

"Superman did me a good cooch-boop last night"

by Definitely Not Superman February 3, 2018

Ava’s cooch

Tends to smell like week old fish mixed with a landfil.

Ava’s cooch was so bad aqua man wouldn’t go near it

by Chungus22 July 9, 2019

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

cooch model

Women who you've seen more of their cooch than your own.

Usually girls who pose in a squat or let photographers take such revealing angles like that. You would think they may be advertising said cooch.

a) Could be literally talking about a model
b) Or just an extreme alternative to "hussy"

Completely unrelated to porn.

Sometimes suicide girls, gravure models, tumblr camwhores, etc.

Also, joking around with friends: "Girl, your skirt is too short, don't be a cooch model!"

by TWOC November 16, 2011

cooch wedge

A thong wedgie in your vagina, that not one else can see. Like a camel toe but only in your underwear.

“I have a cooch wedge” I said
“What’s that” Allison said
“It’s like a camel toe but only in your underwear” I told her
“Oh my god! I know what you mean! That makes so much sense.” Allison said

by Marasoccer18 October 5, 2017

dirty cooch

A smelly puss

That tree smells like a dirty cooch

by Dirtycooch6969 April 18, 2017

Cooch Fan

A small fan used in the Southeastern US for women, placed directly on their cooch to help prevent massive amounts of cooch sweat.

It is so hot out here, but thanks to the cooch fan, my vagina does not stink

by Moseby July 2, 2010