I'm going to commit suicide

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed

Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"

by Chronicpain July 27, 2022

Thinking of planning to commit suicide

I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.

Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.

by Spatro February 27, 2021

I want to commit genocide

What I say every time I see what humanity has come to

*Something terrible happens*

Me: I want to commit genocide.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 25, 2022

go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work

Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Go Hole Jump Commit

Go jump in a hole

Person: What's 0934892434890x095823423
Me: Go Hole Jump Commit

by HandleMeQUICC December 3, 2020

Go commit Scatman's World

Whenever someone says this you MUST sing Scatman's World by Scatman John. Otherwise the Scatman Secret Police (S.S.P) will take you to Malay Island.

Matt: Go commit Scatman's World.
Jack: *starts scatting*

by UrbanSprayDude May 11, 2021

Go commit breath stop

Very mean thing to say. It means you want a person dead.

Antonio: ‘haha i ate your mom’
Helen: ‘go commit breath stop’
Antonio: *dies*

by Broodzakje October 29, 2019