Collateral Damage Pussy

Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.

Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"

Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."

Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"

by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010

Collin

A tricky person with an exterior that seems opening and inviting but when furthering a relationship with, becomes extremely scared to commit. A Collin is known for a wild attitude and is very witty, funny, and down right weird at times. Collin's are entertaining to large audiences and have a natural knack at being good with musical instruments and often sports. Collins tend to be horrible with relationships and are known for blowing it with the girls of their dreams.

Girl 1: "Yeah, he was so cool and now he's just gone."
Girl 2: "Pulled a Collin on you huh?"

by JackieDaniels February 3, 2010

Gemma Collins

She’s a claustrophobic queen who slays the internet. Not only is she a tv star she is also a tiktok trend where people do impressions of her! Honestly if you’re name is Gemma your are most likely to me #claustrophobic

Gemma Collins a fall who knows how to party while still being ‘ Claustrophobic‘

by xoxogossipegirl. April 16, 2020

Collingwood Free Kick

In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.

Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.

by martybanana August 14, 2012

s.s collision

Its a boat only for people that fail.

All aboard the s.s collision fail boat TOOT TOOT!!!

by jeff intal January 26, 2008

colitas

A wonderful pine smelling canabis that is grown in the mountains of Northern California. When smoked it gives the warm smell of christmas trees. The buds are long and very clean. Some of the best weed I have ever had the pleasure of smoking. It had a very strong level of THC and gave a powerful buzz. Back in "78" it was a hot comodity don't even know if it is still around.

Eagles tune "Hotel California" On a dark desert highway cool wind in my hair. Warm smell of "Colitas" rising up through the air.

by BigbbbbB June 12, 2006

Collier's Disease

When someone slowly digresses from having a fluent social life to having hardly no social life at all. This often occurs when someone gets a full time job (transportation company and/or police) and does not have time to attend these social functions due to untimely shift hours. Subject spends most nights at work while spending most of his free time stalking girls on facebook or myspace. Last known case was out of Salem, MA in 2008.

"I think my roommate has Collier's disease. He worked 48 hours this week and spent his only night off stalking single girls on facebook"

"Doctor, I can't stop stalking girls on facebook when I'm not at work. I think I contracted Collier's Disease"

by Kris Hansen August 1, 2008