toilet cobra

When you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.

"Dude I'm not gonna take a dump in there, there is a Toilet Cobra in there ready to strike."

toilet cobra by roflbot69 June 30, 2009

chocolate cobra 

When you poop and it swirls around the toilet like a cobra.

I thought I was going to have a Poop-nado but it was actually a beautiful chocolate cobra.

chocolate cobra by CornWallus September 21, 2013

lazy cobra

The act of laying a flaccid penis across someone's shoulder.

Cameron's shoulder was hurting so I gave him a lazy cobra!

lazy cobra by Lazy cobra 69 October 22, 2015

cotton cobra

Tampon/Menstral pad

Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!

Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.

Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.

cotton cobra by Goldenminx November 25, 2015

Gravy Cobra 

A co worker that thinks everyone has better jobs than them, and rats other workers out. It can also be shortened to G.C. This person must be always be angry and ready to strike like a cobra, and must smell like a rotting bag of shit, dipped in hot vinegar

Oh shit son! Here comes Gravy Cobra! G.C.!!!

Man, that fucking G.C. is stinkin the whole place up today!

Gravy Cobra by @porn December 7, 2018

The Cobra 

An aggressive sex move preformed by someone on the non-receiving end of a blowjob;
After your partner cums in your mouth, bite their leg hard and spit it all out to cover the bite.

Person1: “Yea man.. Alyssa used The Cobra on me last night”

Person2: “Fuuuck man are you ok?”

The Cobra by Resnembaum January 13, 2019

Berlin Cobra 

1. A sausage in a frying pan, a style of cooking sausages.

"Hey Gavin, all the youngsters are talking about some Berlin Cobra's, what are they?"
"Well... simply its a sausage in a frying pan...."

Berlin Cobra by Jaeger_Battalion November 29, 2020