covfefe

When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing.

"Trump's entire Presidency was a real covfefe."

by Jaydenaus May 31, 2017

covfefe

When you don't know how to delete a tweet or just show a general incompetence

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by meye263 May 30, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe is Russian for CRAP after eating one too many of Ivanka's champagne ( TRUMP brand of course) popsicles.

Despite the negative press covfefe.

by Notarichpublican May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe, a Russian word which literally translates as 'Piss on my face'

That prostitute covfefe'd me goodly last night

by Faustus_101 May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When you need French lessons from Justin Trudeau, because you actually meant to say "c'est la vie"

So I grab their pussies… Covfefe

by Pamalama-ding dong May 31, 2017

Covfefe

When Your Hands are too small to type coverage but you need to sound like a professional

me gusta covfefe

by KimKardashina June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Noun. A gift given in a clandestine relationship, possibly seeking favor, or demonstrating fealty.

Modern examples include China arresting reporters investigating Ivanka Trump's clothing factories and Donald Trump returning vacation homes to Russian diplomats in the US.

"Bob's new tie was covfefe from Mary, don't let Alice know."

"Fear not the forces of Lord Eastmaiden, for I have received covfefe from him and he will not attack"

by ToolGeek June 1, 2017