by Kiknwing December 9, 2009
Get the Chuck Norris Fetishmug. Widely known people whose legacies are affected by the Chuck Norris Effect include:
Chuck Norris. Do an online search for "Chuck Norris facts".
North Korean leadership post-Korean war. Kim Jong-il propaganda told that he averaged 2-3 hole-in-ones per round of golf played, that he invented the idea of using 3 cameras at once to film a movie to save time (in the 1960s), and that he was born on a sacred mountain. All of which are not true or impossible.
Jesus. A man who did many great deeds and brought forth new humanistic philosophies was exaggerated to have fed thousands with only a few loaves of bread, to have performed many inexplicable miracles, to have ascended to heaven while alive after being resurrected after death, etc. The stories of his life were historically recorded several decades after they actually occurred leaving time for word of mouth to allow his legend to grow.
Babe Ruth. Watch the film "The Babe". Search online for historical inaccuracies within the movie.
Chuck Norris. Do an online search for "Chuck Norris facts".
North Korean leadership post-Korean war. Kim Jong-il propaganda told that he averaged 2-3 hole-in-ones per round of golf played, that he invented the idea of using 3 cameras at once to film a movie to save time (in the 1960s), and that he was born on a sacred mountain. All of which are not true or impossible.
Jesus. A man who did many great deeds and brought forth new humanistic philosophies was exaggerated to have fed thousands with only a few loaves of bread, to have performed many inexplicable miracles, to have ascended to heaven while alive after being resurrected after death, etc. The stories of his life were historically recorded several decades after they actually occurred leaving time for word of mouth to allow his legend to grow.
Babe Ruth. Watch the film "The Babe". Search online for historical inaccuracies within the movie.
by jasonjs December 15, 2012
Get the Chuck Norris Effectmug. by This is an alias. January 19, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. "Bro I want some weed, do you know anyone who sells?"
"Yeah my friend does"
"Is it good"
"Yeah, he has that Chuck Norris"
"Yeah my friend does"
"Is it good"
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by nainostalgic August 12, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Chuck Norris can touch this.
When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
One day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself to see what would happen. Scientists call this the Big Bang.
When Chuck Norris does a press up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.
The bible talks of judgment day. What it doesn't tell you is that it will be the day some poor soul tells Chuck Norris his mother is good in bed.
Chuck Norris can touch this.
When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
One day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself to see what would happen. Scientists call this the Big Bang.
When Chuck Norris does a press up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.
The bible talks of judgment day. What it doesn't tell you is that it will be the day some poor soul tells Chuck Norris his mother is good in bed.
by Gingafish898 December 25, 2007
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by ill dice February 21, 2007
Get the dirty chuck norrismug. by zuchkuba August 1, 2007
Get the chuck norrismug.