A well-intentioned group of people that somehow manages to spew hateful propaganda and promote unfair laws at every chance.
by Roz McClure January 21, 2004
Get the christiansmug. The ultimate pussy slayer and ass kicker. Get's so much bitches on his dick you cant keep track. He also kicks loads of ass. You thought Dalton from roadhouse knew how to fight, well you haven't seen a real ass kicker yet. He's also the most popular king on the block and gets whatever he wants because no one has a higher say than him.
Christian is such a hero
by ChristianTK May 21, 2018
Get the Christianmug. by Mr. Nem October 7, 2006
Get the christianitymug. someone who worships a magical "god". They also worship a Jew but will not hesitate to abuse Jewish people for what they are. How naive to think that there can be one thing running the universe. maybe people would think that humans evolving from apes is far fetched but evolution has been proven. you can't argue with results.
So if you choose to be ignorant and shut the truth out, then that's fine. But if you think about it, wouldn't you rather know where we really came from?
So if you choose to be ignorant and shut the truth out, then that's fine. But if you think about it, wouldn't you rather know where we really came from?
by Yabity October 4, 2010
Get the christianmug. A person who believes in the teachings of Christ. Christianity was originally canonized and collated by the Roman Catholic Church. In the late 1500s, Henry VIII of England split with the Church and founded a Protestant Church. Later offshoots of this Protestant faith reached America and gave rise to the large number of different denominations and sects of Christian faith.
Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide.
Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.
Statistics indicate that Christianity is the religion with the largest number of believers worldwide.
Christianity shares many facets of faith alongside the other Abrahamic faiths Judaism and Islam. All are monotheistic, all stress kindness to your fellow men, and all faiths maintain that the path to true happiness lies in devotion to God and the adherence to guidelines set out in canonical texts, whether these be the Old Testament, the New Testament, or the Quran.
"I can't seem to get any water out of my faucet and the bathtub backs up with dirty smelly water. I've tried Draino and Clorox and nothing works. I think I should call a Christian."
"Dude, don't you mean a plumber."
"Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."
"Dude, don't you mean a plumber."
"Actually yeah you're right. I need a plumber."
by HMB April 7, 2003
Get the Christianmug. by CHRISTIAN RJ8 November 19, 2019
Get the christianmug. A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.
by Brian February 22, 2007
Get the christianmug.