master the chief

Slang for masturbation.

I'll master your chief!

by MC February 17, 2005

thief in chief

The President of the United States, during these benighted times as America slips from moral leadership of the Free World into kleptocratic collectivism. (Derived from the appellation "commander-in-chief", reserved the the leader of the nation.)

"There isn't one bum in the race worth voting for. All they want to be is 'Thief in Chief'. Every one of 'em is a lying crook hoping the taxpayers still have a coin to squeeze before the nation collapses into insolvency."

by Honeyko August 4, 2016

Bromander in Chief

A man who has bromances with many other guys. He may aLso have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. EquivaLent to a pimp, except with straight men.

"Johnny, go taLk to one of those broes."
"No dude. Their bromander in chief is Ron!!! Ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouLdn't go, so now Ron hates me!"

by Bromander in Chief December 8, 2009

Chiefy McChieferson

Someone who coughs for a prolonged period of time after taking a hit from a pipe, bong, joint, etc. It is most often a result of the lungs not being accustomed to the irritating effects of marijuana smoke.

Cameron couldn't stop coughing after taking his first hit off the bong. His friends, who were long-time stoners, started laughing at him and yelling, "Chiefy McChieferson!"

by Goяilla Man April 15, 2009

chief the blunt

To keep a blunt all to oneself.

Stoner A: That was a FAT L my dude.
Stoner B: I wish I could have gotten some, but you just HAD to chief the blunt

by Isaac Hayes got hella poon March 1, 2012

Tubby is the chief

A fat teacher who wears pedophile glasses , he usually spends his time being a fat bully and a tubby chief

" timmy : Hey look there goes lewis "
" john : yea that tubby is the chief "

by Michael McLouse December 12, 2009

kansas city chiefs

The Kansas City Chiefs are a professional American football team based in Kansas City, Missouri. They are currently members of the Western Division of the American Football Conference (AFC) in the National Football League (NFL).

The Chiefs hold the distinction of being the second AFL team (after the New York Jets) to defeat an NFL club in an AFL-NFL World Championship Game when they defeated the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl IV.

The Chiefs are led by: Trent Green (QB), Priest Holmes (RB), Larry Johnson (RB), and Eddie Kennison (WR).

1) The Kansas City Chiefs are the best team in the NFL.

by JulianQ May 25, 2006