chili in the crockpot

When you have to go to the bathroom, poop, or take a dump.

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."

by Matt the Crapper January 3, 2014

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Chili Dog

A Chili dog is somebody shit on the dick

George told me he had a Chili Dog on Gavin

by Mikewhocheesesmell February 25, 2020

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chili juanego

When, after a long night of partying, you wring a girl's panties (or a guys boxer shorts) out into a shot glass and take the shot.

Jesska: Oh man I can't wait to leave this bar so I can get home and take a chili juanego
Rob: Okay lets go. I've been dancing all night and it feels like my balls are in a deep fryer.

by wartty July 11, 2009

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Name of the Chili Dog Master himself, Sean Hollis. It his said he is to eat 999 chili dogs in a minute. He constantly talks about the sensation to his friends and expresses his emotions by shoving chili dogs up his ass in front of his friends. He uses a custom controller for his Xbox that is covered in chili dogs, and also has a chilidog themed skateboard.

Dude... nine nine nine... fifteen. I love chili dogs so much dude wooooooo! I am THE Chili Gobbler!

by ThatsJustFacts June 5, 2021

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Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

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fish chili

When a man pours a can of chili on his penis to be used as lube, and then proceeds to put a jalapeño pepper in the woman's asshole as a replacement for a buttplugg. Then woman is then fucked until her vagina is agitated enough to resemble a bowl of chili. Fish chili.

Person 1: "I heard that Naddy let a girl stick a finger up his butt!!"
Person 2: "Really? I heard that Johnny had a bowl of Fish Chili with his Brazilian wife"

by EffingBuddah December 7, 2017

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