capn cashed

the universal jewish superhero for stoners everywhere, capn cashed always saves the day with his amazing toking powers.
for other pothead superheroes, see bluntman and chronic.

unsuspecting citizen: "my bowl is almost done, but i'm not sure if its cashed or not."
capn cashed: -lowers sunglasses- "don't worry, ma'am/sir. capn cashed is here to save the day."

citizen: "my bowl is clogged dude.. maaaayn"
capn cashed: -blows out the bowl with intense lung power, chunk flies out- "just your friendly neighborhood capn cashed!"

by nicole bulte June 21, 2008

cash cobain

a GREAT fucking rapper/drill artist and a cool person to be around

guy 1 "wanna listen to some cash cobain" guy 2 "HELL YEA FYM"

by therealg.com June 18, 2022

Cash and aight

When agreeing to do something with someone after you acquired the money first.

Guy1: Aye let's hit up the club on Saturday and check out some girls.
Guy2: Cash and aight

by Dr.Handles December 12, 2018

Cash Simp

A middle class or working class person who simps for the ultra wealthy.

That Elon Musk fanboy is a cash simp.

by laman012 October 31, 2021

cash loaf

(n.) A stack or roll of paper money, usually used to flaunt one's wealth. While a cash loaf can consist of any number of any denomination of bills, twenty or more $20 USD bills are most often used.

Look, that guy's flashing his cash loaf again.

by Hnery Derpington III December 2, 2017

Cash Black

a horny 10-year-old Roblox ODer that goes onto CON CON CON CON CON CON games and fucks lego girls in the pussy, when they're most likely actually guys in real life. he also goes on rants about how YouTubers like greenlegocats123 are manipulative when in reality they're just showing opinions against ODing, which is against roblox TOS, Without any evidence that he's manipulative at all. I actually disagree with some of greenlegocats123's opinions but this little retarded ODer is just whining because he can't get lego pussy because of him. I can't wait for his mom to spank him after she finds PornHub in his internet history.

>Cash Black goes onto flovs condo
Cash Black: SUCK HARDER GIRL
>fake girl continues so blow his lego dick harder
>roblox shuts down the condo game
Cash Black: FUCK I was so horny I was jacking my real life dick off to lego roblox porn
Cash Black: fuck, greenlegocats123 uploaded another video against oders, time to whine my little ass off about how he's manipulative.

by DesiredApple1 October 15, 2019

cash plug

when your friend cash sucks to much dick so you have to put plugs in his ears and nose so the cum doesn't flow out and stain the furniture

Henry bring the cash plug, he's overflowing again

by realboi3000 April 24, 2020