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Canada's History

Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.
I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.
by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.
by LogicXX February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup
Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.
by patty iced February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.
by Zaatar February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A large, forgotten, and agreeable hole that continually pretends to dislike being fucked by Stephen Colbert. Prefers the Oxford comma.
-Hey, you remember when Colbert talked about Canada's History? Wasn't that terrible?

-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...

(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

While riding a Canadian woman's back, you grab the moose antlers off of a mounted moose head and have her scream, "Just put everything in there!" While having a friend/video taper empty a jug of maple syrup onto both of your bodies (with an exuberance as if they had just won the Stanley Cup).
Stephen Colbert had 15 Canada's History(s) and he was only flying over Canada for half a minute, simultaneously making him a member of the Mile High Club and the Canada's History Alliance. Just, imagine what he'll do when he goes there for the Olympics (I hope he isn't too distracted to report).
by Joshua Moses Schmidt February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A fucked up sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a bottle of syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
I did the Canada's History to a chick last night and I barely got everything in!
by stephenisgod February 4, 2010
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