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Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.
Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
by Bri - Guy February 4, 2010
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A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.
by LogicXX February 4, 2010
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I chowed down on Canada's history last night.
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A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.
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A large, forgotten, and agreeable hole that continually pretends to dislike being fucked by Stephen Colbert. Prefers the Oxford comma.
-Hey, you remember when Colbert talked about Canada's History? Wasn't that terrible?

-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...

(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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While riding a Canadian woman's back, you grab the moose antlers off of a mounted moose head and have her scream, "Just put everything in there!" While having a friend/video taper empty a jug of maple syrup onto both of your bodies (with an exuberance as if they had just won the Stanley Cup).
Stephen Colbert had 15 Canada's History(s) and he was only flying over Canada for half a minute, simultaneously making him a member of the Mile High Club and the Canada's History Alliance. Just, imagine what he'll do when he goes there for the Olympics (I hope he isn't too distracted to report).
by Joshua Moses Schmidt February 5, 2010
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A fucked up sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a bottle of syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
I did the Canada's History to a chick last night and I barely got everything in!
by stephenisgod February 4, 2010
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