the leader of the simps
by sillywily February 17, 2020
Get the Callum killmartinmug. by Wooooo102 May 13, 2019
Get the callum taylormug. A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.
by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021
Get the Callum Johnsonmug. Callum Wingate is a man that will push anyones nan down the stairs, whether that be a dying one, a healthy one or a one that’s just had a new grandson or granddaughter. He is relentless, but he has rickets
by The alpha Jew March 29, 2022
Get the Callum Wingatemug. by Hertfordshire’s finest April 24, 2020
Get the Callum rosemug. Callum cato: a gorgeous handsome kind-hearted human. But oh boy can he be evil. Lets say you meet for the first time: you bully each other for a bit but its all fun then you become freinds and he really starts to grow on you. You fall in love. For ab 2 months to finnally tell him how u feel to find out he likes u back <3333333333 you date and eventually brake up hen ab 5 days after saying "i love you" and "ur cute" and "ur perfect for me "and suddenly u has a new slutty girlfriend that was ur freind. Then is a complete asshole making you insecure and vulnerable <3 and now you love him and hate him and dont know what to do becaue they flirt & talk ab seggs and wierd shit but hes not yours anymore so all you can be is jealous. <3
Freind 1: y/n isnt that you ex callum cato?
Freind 2: omg it is
Y/n : oh yeh he was so nice until we broke up now hes a selfish git
Freind 2: omg it is
Y/n : oh yeh he was so nice until we broke up now hes a selfish git
by bæ <3 July 29, 2021
Get the callum catomug. Proper hot piffting has a huge horses cock definitely over 10 inch’s
Person 1 : who’s that ?
Person 2 : that’s callum the kid with a huge horse cock
Person 1 : wow it dragging on the floor
Person 1 : who’s that ?
Person 2 : that’s callum the kid with a huge horse cock
Person 1 : wow it dragging on the floor
by Mullac November 22, 2021
Get the Callum marshallmug.