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Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Callum’s corner 

British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
Dav alright this Callum’s corner man is well funny with us no no noncesence song

callum reeve

callum reeve by fat90210 October 27, 2011

callum shnee 

always comes late to class. is very very tall and doesent like irish
ms tonry: callum shnee youre late! 1e: ooooohhhh!!!
callum shnee by Callum snee hee October 22, 2019

callum shanahan 

Callum Shanahan is someone who has fettishes with Asians espically with girls called melody

Callum Gorton 

When your at a festival and she falls asleep with you balls deep
Callum Gorton by BbiggusDickus June 21, 2019