callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

callum cato

Callum cato: a gorgeous handsome kind-hearted human. But oh boy can he be evil. Lets say you meet for the first time: you bully each other for a bit but its all fun then you become freinds and he really starts to grow on you. You fall in love. For ab 2 months to finnally tell him how u feel to find out he likes u back <3333333333 you date and eventually brake up hen ab 5 days after saying "i love you" and "ur cute" and "ur perfect for me "and suddenly u has a new slutty girlfriend that was ur freind. Then is a complete asshole making you insecure and vulnerable <3 and now you love him and hate him and dont know what to do becaue they flirt & talk ab seggs and wierd shit but hes not yours anymore so all you can be is jealous. <3

Freind 1: y/n isnt that you ex callum cato?
Freind 2: omg it is

Y/n : oh yeh he was so nice until we broke up now hes a selfish git

by bæ <3 July 29, 2021

Callum marshall

Proper hot piffting has a huge horses cock definitely over 10 inch’s

Person 1 : who’s that ?
Person 2 : that’s callum the kid with a huge horse cock

Person 1 : wow it dragging on the floor

Look it’s callum marshall

by Mullac November 22, 2021

Callum rose

I had my nose in his arse

Callum rose showed me his penis

by Hertfordshire’s finest April 24, 2020

Angel and Callum

The best couple you’ll ever find alive. If You see one, let them be. They’ll always be a perfect match so never try come between them.

Jeff: yo you seen Angel and Callum?
Jane: yeah, they’re a perfect couple

by Stepsisterisstuckagain December 6, 2020

Callum Wingate

Callum Wingate is a man that will push anyones nan down the stairs, whether that be a dying one, a healthy one or a one that’s just had a new grandson or granddaughter. He is relentless, but he has rickets

OH MY GOD MY NAN DIED!! WHO WAS IT? CALLUM WINGATE

by The alpha Jew March 29, 2022

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022