cal butts

A man of many names cal calvin Kalamazoo etc a man with hopes and dreams mile high, with a flowering random bow heart. He is always a littoe bald man he is French.

Girl: woah he’s littoe and bald
Other girl: ohhhh yep that’s a cal butts!

by Bertha Montgomery December 8, 2022

Cals

Short for calories, mostly used by those who suffer from Eating Disorders.

June: Hey Julie, wanna go out for some McDonald’s with me?

Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?

by filmfemale September 24, 2022

CAl

The type of person who self reacts on discord.

"Hey did you see Adam self reacted again? Such a CAL"

by LEunoAngl June 22, 2023

Booty cal

A booty residing in California

That girl is a booty cal

by Lxctn May 5, 2018

Cal

massive simp for girls called zoe. usually goes to school with jacob sartorious

‘I want to pay for her, it’s the least she deserves’
‘Shut the fuck up Cal’

by poopl1616 October 22, 2020

Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020

Cal

A barber who needs to shut the fuck up.

Shut up Cal you cunt

by Shutupcal September 16, 2025