Cushion Booze

To buy your girl a mid or low grade bottle of alcohol in order to cushion her anger that you just bought yourself a top shelf bottle of Liquor.

Jack came home with a bottle of wine for his girl so when she found out he bought a bottle of Gray Goose for himself she would not be as angry - Cushion Booze.

by DownForJC March 12, 2010

Cushians

The politically correct way of saying "black"people. A person distinguished by their african features ("black" stereotypes) such as big noses, big lips, big butts, nappy hair, and of course dark skin... Weather you're from Africa, the Caribbean's, South America, North America, Asia ect., if you are recognized as a "black" person (regardless of skin tone) then you are a Cushian.

It is also the safe word for people who don't want to come across as prejudice or careless towards Cushians who don't want to be called "black". (people who work for the government)

To be blunt, it is the "black" version of Caucasian...

African albinos have African features, but they'er not dark skinned. they'er Cushians

If you are light skinned, mulatto, mixed ect. person and recognized as "black", you are Cushian

If you are dark skinned(NOT indian, both) and you have African features, you are Cushian

There are a lot of Cushians at that rap concert...

Cushians are good at sports, but not swimming...

by SomedudeIknew March 12, 2014

Cushion Fuck

When a girl's so fugly u gotta put her head in the couch and take her from behind.

Guy 1. " look at that nasty ho".
Guy2. " ya bro, she ain't nothin but a cushion fuck "!

by Loo dog March 7, 2017

whoopy cushion

While eating a girl out, you blow air into her vagina then press down on her stomach causing her to queef making a whoopy cushion sound.

Dude, I was eating out the new firl vanessa last night and I whoopy cushioned her and we laughed for 20 minutes!

by chancedietz November 23, 2014

West Virginia pin cushion

When multiple male relatives have sex with the same girl (or guy) at the same time

That girl was sleeping with the whole family, she was like a West Virginia Pin Cushion.

by Hesaidwhat December 11, 2020

pin cushion

(n)orgy involving 5:1 girl:guy ratio

Taylor, Alli, Jake, Crystal, Kayla, and Candy had a pin cushion the other night.

by Ebanks February 20, 2009

Cushion Pet

Cushion Pets are a cheap nock-off of pillow pets. cushion pets are sold 20 dollars more even though they are not brand name. You can tell it is a cushion pet when there are minor flaws like the nose is different.

That pillow pet is so cool!, No it's a Cushion Pet.

by d0ntt0uchmyhaiir November 10, 2010