The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.

please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse

by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022

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cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.

Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!

by von groovy August 4, 2017

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The Curse of Ronald

The Curse of Ronald is used when someone makes a terrible mistake and other people have to pay for it.

This guy is dragging me down, he is The Curse of Ronald.

by JuicyBigDaddyBoi December 14, 2020

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Amber Curse

NOUN

(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.

Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.

“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022

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