The Programmer's Curse

When learning a new language, unless your first working sample is "Hello World" you will be cursed and will struggle to use that language for anything useful.

I was learning Ruby on Rails but because I didn't start with a "Hello World" example, I've been struggling with it from Day One.

Bob: "Hey, Jim. I can't seem to understand why my Ruby on Rails project just won't work."
Jim: "Did you start with a basic "Hello World" example to show you understand the basics?"
Bob: "Heck no! Why would I waste my time."
Jim: <smh> "Well, good luck, Jim. You've cursed yourself with The Programmer's Curse.

by h4rper August 28, 2019

thick curse

When you are trapped dating thick people

Yo I'm really trapped in that thick curse

by Lil baby whipe September 5, 2017

The gaming curse

Its when player's with skill are placed with teammates that's has no skill what so ever.

Bro oh my god my team is trash why do i always get the gaming curse.

by Upliftcone October 31, 2017

bartowski curse

Every bartowski has put their family in danger and then had to leave them in order to protect them.

Chuck: I have the bartowski curse, I put my sister in danger.
Sarah: It's not going to be like that, you got me.

by SipTheSoup May 5, 2018

The Curse of Ronald

The Curse of Ronald is used when someone makes a terrible mistake and other people have to pay for it.

This guy is dragging me down, he is The Curse of Ronald.

by JuicyBigDaddyBoi December 14, 2020

Fart Curse

Getting super dunked on by sports betting and jinxing every team

Peter has had the fart curse for months

by Weecher January 20, 2021

Bisexual curse

Where you’re straight but you have bisexual desires or desire to sleep with the same sex

Exp: I’m straight but I think I have a bisexual curse.

by Haunted honeybee February 1, 2021