start-crap

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap
by stefan-the-master July 15, 2015
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The Crap Factor

1. Noun. The notion held by a person that anything done before they arrived was put in place by brain damaged trained monkeys and is complete and utter crap.
Our new boss has a good case of the crap factor when it comes to our network.
by Todi July 21, 2009
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crap duster

(n) - The person responsible for or in the act of crap dusting. Often not held in high regard amongst co-workers, friends, or anyone. The crap duster generally makes life a little less pleasant for others. Mostly found in crowded elevators or shared cubicles.
"Damn Tom!!! Did you have be the crap duster in here? Go dust somewhere else!!"
by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007
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crapping the bed

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014
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Crap Tent

They are going to turn it into a shi shi crap tent.
by chlojen January 19, 2009
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crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.
I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.
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have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels
Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.
by summergal March 27, 2015
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