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Cannabis Comrade

Cannabis Comrades are weed smokers/consumers who subscribe to a range of ideologies, typically on the "progressive" side of politics (including such sorts as anarchists, socialists, democratic socialists and communists).

These are "regular" everyday people who enjoy cannabis for a variety of reasons; medicinally and recreationally. They are the antithesis of the typical pothead or stoner trope, being as a "Cannabis Comrade" can be anyone from a casual recreational user, to someone whose life has been changed from medicinal use.

Cannabis Comrades are usually good-will ambassadors, who call for widespread Cannabis Legalization. They may or may not be activists, but they all share a common love and enthusiasm for the medicinal and recreational benefits of jazz-cabbage.

The phrase was coined to combat the negative, misleading stereotypes that have been long associated with cannabis users; especially as the misleading nature of those stereotypes have long been deployed in the fight against Cannabis Legalization.
I love talking to my Cannabis Comrades about the best strains of weed to help with my anxiety and depression! They are so helpful and open-minded!
by Wildviolets January 22, 2019
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Willfully contradictory

Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).
This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021
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No us comrade

this is the ultimate reply to the legendary no u
insted of you dying you and the comrade you are replying to both become gay and/or die
YOU: "your mom gay lol"
JEFF: "no u"
YOU before you die: "no us comrade"
JEFF: FUCKING BECOMES GAY and dies lol
by PaXy42 October 8, 2019
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enthralling tale comrade

A variation of "cool story, bro" which acts to serve as the ultimate shutdown to stories the storyteller of which thinks is super awesome, but is actually wasting everyone's time because no one cares. These stories can be heard IRL, or seen often on WoW forums or 4chan.
"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH"

"Enthralling tale comrade."
by Brobeck May 23, 2009
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comrade

away to call your friend when you're in the Soviet Union
hello comrade please wipe my ass.
comrade why is the American not moving after only being shot in the face?
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Walking contradiction fiend

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs

- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens

- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

Often says things like:

"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"

"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"

"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"

"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"

- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more

- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

- they will snort anything

- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"

"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"

"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
by OncaPardus August 14, 2012
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Fallen Comrades

Pieces of food, ice or anything else edible that has fallen from the sandwich or any other food product that a person is eating.
Ex.1: Sean was eating his Italian foot long sub with the works on it. Tomatoes, banana peppers and olives fell out onto his plate. "Broski let me get your fallen comrades because I'm still hungry."
Ex.2: As I entered Taco Bell, I saw a child who had eaten half of her taco. I seized the opportunity and yelled "GIVE ME YOUR FALLEN COMRADES." Then her father slapped me.
by JOEY ABEL aka JOEYJAMR July 3, 2008
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