Condom puppet

This term is not unlike 'sock puppet' but with a more derisory tone, especially in Internet forums.
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Whereas a 'sock puppet' is someone who resorts to using several screen names in order to make himself appear as more than one person, affording the illusion of there being many more posters possessing of the same opinion, a 'condom puppet' on the other hand is someone who employs the same tactics but resorts to ad hominem attacks, crass insults and dismissals, repeating the same insults with each new screen name.
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A condom puppet will usually resort to employing the same list of screen names repeatedly in order to give the impression of there actually being a different person who uses only that screen name.
Ergo, a condom puppet is someone who's a mean, miserable little prick on the inside, and is totally artificial on the outside.
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The artificiality arrives from the condom: An artificial covering.
by Royal Scots Highlander June 23, 2009
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condom cheese

The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.
That was a good fuck but now I have to wash this condom cheese off my crotch.
by Betty Parris April 21, 2017
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friendship condom

When you don't trust a friend enough to let them get close to you.

When to wear a "friendship condom"? - when you are still friends but you don't open up to them or get close emotionally in fear of them being fake with bad intentions.
She told my boss my secret so now I wear a friendship condom with her.
by PinguinMaedchen April 03, 2013
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Jimmy's Condom

Southern expression for Anal Sex under the pretense of effective birth control.

Originally based off of "Prying open some ass" and made a little sweeter by adding a convenient, albeit blatant, lie to bypass anal defenses. Hence, Jimmy's Condom.
I wanted to pry some ass from that girl at the enrique iglesias concert. I told her I had the best form of birth control, then stuck it in her ass in the restroom.

Nice, the good ol' Jimmy's Condom
by Flea Prime August 31, 2010
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The Corner Condom

A rigid, tube-shaped device made of plastic that is used as a condom, in order to have sex around corners,objects, or people; it was invented, and is often used by, Dr. Basketball.
Johnny often plays pranks on his friends by using The Corner Condom to molest them whilst hidding behind a wall.
by themuffmaster June 21, 2010
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Polish Condom

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by KKKoonhater April 12, 2010
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condom hat

a extremely tight beanie, without a fold, that resembles a condom when placed on one's head.
the nordic skiier was wearing a condom hat.
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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