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Clapping

When your having sex and her ass cheeks clap against your thighs.
Josh : When we were clapping last night, we woke up my mom
Alisson : Damn, im sorry i have a huge ass.
by daddy27creaminme January 11, 2022
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clapping

when you slap your d*ck on someone
by the guy who clapped yo sis February 22, 2022
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clapping

to have intercourse (sex) with someone
John had dreams about clapping his crush
by Jonny the Boi June 13, 2022
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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Chipping In

The act of inserting potato chips or the like into a partners rectum, having them squat into a mayonnaise-based dip, and then eating the chip
Alan feigned disgust but was actually quite bemused upon hearing that Sally was chipping in with his friend Kenneth.
by anonymous October 7, 2022
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Chipping In

The act of inserting a potato chip or the like into ones partners rectum, having them squat over a mayonnaise-based dip and then directly eating said chip
Alan feigned disgust but was quite bemused upon hearing Sally was chipping in with his friend Kenneth
by Creme Freeesh October 7, 2022
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