Chuck Norris approved

An endorsement routinely given by Chuck Norris to radicial religous political nutcases for which Chuck should be ashamed of himself. He endorsed Mike Huckebee in the 2008 presidential election and now he is endorsing (I am not bullshiting here) Roy (ten commandments monument stuck up his ass) Moore in the 2010 Alabama governor's race. Eeeewwww!!!!!!! If you don't already know who this fucktard Roy Moore is, google him and see what you come up with.
Reverend Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church ran for governor of Kansas and; as expected, was Chuck Norris approved.
by Alabama Atheist August 05, 2009
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Chuck Norris Fetish

To actually, care, or like the man so famously known as Chuck Norris. (sexually)
Dude, I have a confession to make, I have a Chuck Norris Fetish, Will you just kill me now?
by Kiknwing December 10, 2009
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Chuck Norris

The reason Waldo is hiding.


C whut i did thar?
Waldo is hiding because of Chuck Norris.
by This is an alias. January 19, 2009
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Chuck Norris

"Bro I want some weed, do you know anyone who sells?"
"Yeah my friend does"
"Is it good"
"Yeah, he has that Chuck Norris"
by nainostalgic July 18, 2008
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Chuck Norris Effect

When someone's legacy is exaggerated beyond what they actually did.
Widely known people whose legacies are affected by the Chuck Norris Effect include:

Chuck Norris. Do an online search for "Chuck Norris facts".

North Korean leadership post-Korean war. Kim Jong-il propaganda told that he averaged 2-3 hole-in-ones per round of golf played, that he invented the idea of using 3 cameras at once to film a movie to save time (in the 1960s), and that he was born on a sacred mountain. All of which are not true or impossible.

Jesus. A man who did many great deeds and brought forth new humanistic philosophies was exaggerated to have fed thousands with only a few loaves of bread, to have performed many inexplicable miracles, to have ascended to heaven while alive after being resurrected after death, etc. The stories of his life were historically recorded several decades after they actually occurred leaving time for word of mouth to allow his legend to grow.

Babe Ruth. Watch the film "The Babe". Search online for historical inaccuracies within the movie.
by jasonjs December 15, 2012
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Chuck Norris

No word can describe him, other than Huck Norris.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris can touch this.

When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.

One day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself to see what would happen. Scientists call this the Big Bang.

When Chuck Norris does a press up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

The bible talks of judgment day. What it doesn't tell you is that it will be the day some poor soul tells Chuck Norris his mother is good in bed.
by Gingafish898 November 25, 2007
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dirty chuck norris

a dirty chuck norris is when you whack off whilst punching a scumbag slut in the face.
i picked up this hood rat and 20 dollars later i gave her a dirty chuck norris in a hotel bathroom.
by ill dice February 21, 2007
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