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Charleston chew 

A long, fluffy marshmallow filled candy bar which Slim Shady would be crazy enough to choke you to death with.
"And I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston chew"
- Eminem
(Forgot About Dre)
Charleston chew by nnddrrjj September 30, 2012

chew and jew

To leave a restaurant without leaving a tip, thus 'jewing' the serving staff.
Server 1: Why so sad?

Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.

Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.

Server #2: Fuck you.
chew and jew by NilesFitzgibbons March 19, 2008

Chewbacca Gargle 

when you have explosive diarrhea so bad that you are mistaken for chewbacca gargling in the bathroom.

explosive diarrhea combined with a loud moan or cry.
"those tacos were deadly, i was chewbacca gargling all night!"

"i just chewbacca gargled all over the back of the toilet!"
Chewbacca Gargle by j3k November 24, 2009

Chevy-Chasing 

When one, or a group of people, show up at a party not knowing anyone, become the life of the party and the centre of attention, then disappears into the night never to be seen by anyone else at said party again and leaving everyone to wonder who they were.
Emily: Hey who were those people at my party?
Libby: Not sure, I think they were Chevy-Chasing it last night.
Emily: That's a shame, i can't remember their names...
Chevy-Chasing by ChevyChaser April 27, 2013

can't walk and chew gum at the same time 

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".
After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

bit off more than I could chew 

To try to do more than you are able to do.
I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.