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Carmel Valley

A shitty suburban part of the northern SD county. Built in 1974 (?), they have their own shit newspaper, some parks, a decent library, and a couple strip malls (the most popular being the 'Highlands', as the locals call it). The town is an even 10-20 or so miles across.

For the most part, rich whites/asians live on the upper half of CV and poorer middle class people live on the lower half of CV. No black people whatsoever, a decent amount of Mexicans though.

The people who live in CV tend to go to the 'Highlands' and buy useless crap and/or shoot the shit. Sometimes they walk dogs around the parks. Sometimes they just stay in their houses and get locked into the daily grind, resulting in chronic depression.

Politics in CV consists of white people running for the council and debating about the new strip mall that might be built next to the current strip mall. The people opposing the new development go on hour long rants about the extra 30 seconds of traffic they'll have to endure if it's built. The people supporting it just want another place to sit around and jerk off at.

Schools in Carmel Valley are well funded and enough rich white kids / asian kids go to them, making the schools in the area consistently rank high on national ratings.

Carmel Valley is like any other suburban California town. Not too interesting, but probably has a higher than usual suicide rate.
Carmel Valley is a great place to live if you just don't give a shit anymore and want a place to raise your asshole teenagers.
by Urban Dicktionarie May 13, 2016
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To Pull A Carter

Term given to the act of suspiciously skipping a test day (intentionally or non-intentionally). This is usually executed by skipping large portions of test days for a specific class in a consecutive manner. Especially those that pertain to history class.
"Do you know how to pull a carter?"

"Yeah, skip a whole bunch of test days."
by FlyingAce1914 March 12, 2010
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Carmelo Anthony

Very talented, but reputedly lazy NBA forward for the New York Knicks. Polished, effortless scorer that keeps a level head in high stakes games, but frequently only shows up on the offensive end of the floor. Flashed his full potential during the 08-09 playoffs, but isn't always inclined to use it. Blew up what had the makings of a tough, talented team in the Nuggets with Billups with his demands to join the Knicks (which has a reputation for questionable decisions). Will have to find a way to tailor his game to Mike D'Antoni's all-offense playbook, which hasn't gotten anyone to NBA title yet. On-the-floor-gifts suggest hall-of-fame potential, but may not be mixed with the work ethic needed to fully use them.
Carmelo Anthony looked like he'd eaten to many marshmallows before the game he was late to, but still dropped 42-15 plus a game winner on Dirk Nowitski in the game.
by XCellente July 29, 2011
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West Carteret High School

A place where no one gives a fuck. Sluts, druggies, blacks and STD galore. The teachers are horrible. The hallways smell like ass and are covered with roaches. The bathrooms couldn't be dirtier; however people still have sex in them. New principal every year (due to the last one always getting knocked up) and they're always terrible. Truly a shitty place. The only good thing about this place is their french fries at lunch.
Mike: Hey man, I heard West Carteret High School is easy as shit.
Tony: Yeah.... you don't get caught doing ANYTHING!
by Casserole Zimbabwe. August 24, 2010
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Nick Carter

The most awesome person you will ever be friends with. looks white but can speak spanish. He is one of the best friends you can have.
person 1: that guy looks white but hes speaking spanish! thats so awesome :)

person 2: yeah hes problably nick carter. "no sabe nada"
by i<3nick December 8, 2010
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Carter Block

When someone prevents you from listening to overrated albums like Tha Carter 3 or other Lil Wayne material. Similar to a "Cock Block" except with Lil Wayne music.
"Yo man bump that Carter 3 son!"
"Nah man im going to bump a good album like LAX."
"Why you Carter Blocking on me dawg? Why?"
by B.Snyde June 12, 2008
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Mr. Carter

A song by Lil Wayne that also features Jay-Z, both of which have the last name of Carter. The song is asking about where "Mr. Carter" has been, and both of them reply that they have been around the world, and back again.
Wayne is making his 3peat in this album, while Jay-Z has been in a retirement stage for a few years.
Speaker: "Hey Mr. Carter"
Jay-Z/Lil Wayne : "Hello"
Speaker: "Tell me where you been"
Jay-Z/Lil Wayne: "You know"
by Prequel2TheCquel August 28, 2008
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