Kevin: "Wow, your son sure has his pick of colleges. Where do you think he'll end up?"
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."
by stockman09 January 2, 2010

a friend says: i can pull way more girls than you can
you say: you can't see me, i'll pull more than you ever could and they'll all be better looking too.
you say: you can't see me, i'll pull more than you ever could and they'll all be better looking too.
by DeFinerz January 26, 2006

Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. Enjoy.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.
(Red X's are shown)
Wes: Um... I can't see shit.
by StraightFMan September 6, 2004

The phrase that you say to people if they try to sit at the plastic's lunch table while wearing track pants on a day that isn't Friday or a pony tail for the second time in a week or a color other than pink on Wednesday
by drgmark35 January 29, 2007

by Brandon Jordan December 9, 2008

Expresses refusal to support, condone, or participate in a certain activity or idea due to subject's lameness, stupidity, or conflict with personal beliefs.
William Shatner: What about those men who say 'do as I do and believe in what I say for your own good, or I'll kill you'? I can't get behind that!
by Alisa September 30, 2005

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.
"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."
by sam d. July 10, 2016
