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internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.
Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"
by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018
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Picante Butthole

When you eat spicy food giving your butthole a spicy and hot feeling aftertaste.
I ate out her ass last night and she totally had Picante Butthole.
by Zodacus March 19, 2019
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Canadian Butthole

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.
by Remo Gold August 7, 2019
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Belly Butthole

an in-betweenie belly button; the mixture of an outie (belly button) and an innie (belly hole); belly button + belly hole = belly butthole.
Person 1: “Do you have a belly button, belly hole, or a belly butthole?” Person 2: “Well, I have an in-betweenie... so, a belly butthole!”
by BellyEnthusiast69420 June 20, 2020
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Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.
by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020
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Taco Butthole

When you are penetrating your partner anally and as the male ejaculates the female releases feces creating a gooey residue in the anal cavity.
Me: Aye Yo Ms. D wanna make taco butthole after school?
Ms. D: Only if you ace your English quiz.
Me: Right on!
by _LouMoney_ January 2, 2021
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Plastic Butthole

The sharp serrated opening at the top of a bottle of COVID sanitizing wipes that resembles a butthole and can be dangerous to reload due to the likelihood of one’s finger becoming trapped and/or cut.
Hey, did you hear about Megan losing a finger? She apparently got it caught in one of those plastic buttholes and they had to cut it off.
by Salt44 February 11, 2021
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