butthole blast

The newest flavor of Mountain Dew, served only at Taco Bell. A play on words with the actual name, Baja Blast, for it's effects on the bowels.

Dude, I love the Butthole Blast Mountain Dew but it tears me up...

The pain is in the name.

by LeGiT ACT March 04, 2009

Butthole Cat

Big ol buttholes that roll around on oatmeal wheels with xray glasses and screams like a cat.

Man that person is being such a Butthole Cat

by Snaggle Fraggle April 12, 2008

outie butthole

When you have a butthole that protrudes outward much like an outie bellybutton would. Often time, the butthole skin is long and flabby like excess skin protruding out from between the butt cheeks.

"Dude, I was fucking some dude, and he totally had an outie butthole, and he made me chew on it like a piece of beef jerky! I came so hard."

"I really enjoy it when some hot chick with DD's sucks lovingly on my long flabby outie butthole!"

"Like OMG Vanessa bent over in the locker room, and I totally saw her outie butthole it was so GROSS!"

"This beautiful summer breeze is causing my gorgeous outie butthole to flap wildly in the wind. Just beckoning for someone to come and suck on it..."

"I use special anus cleanser to properly cleanse my outie butthole skin with a Q tip."

by Randy F. March 10, 2014

The Butthole Surfers

~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.

Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....

by AshleyAkaTheCoolestBitchThisSideofCompton November 29, 2004

cheesy butthole

1. the act of losing ones butthole virginity without planning on it and without complaining.

dude, my friend jace was fucking rachel the other day and out of nowhere started giving her a cheesy butthole.. he said all she did was turn red and brace through the whole sesh. she was totally an ass virgin.

by dedman December 22, 2010

Cardello's Butthole

The proposition which stiplulates that there must be another world buttfucking, asslicking, and fingering which is a separate world from the one we have.

I have seen proofs of Cardello's Butthole all around, and they are totally griggidy.

by Divergent Realitude November 21, 2007

Munching butthole

This means that you smell really bad or have stanky breath!

Rowin "Hey how are you?"

Bailey " OMG you munching butthole, get away you smell like s***!!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 07, 2013