stinky butthole

Something you say when you want to sound like a retard. It’s used to describe just about anything. Yell out stinky butthole any time.

Man, John smells like a stinky butthole.

by M-dog October 29, 2019

Butthole Cat

Big ol buttholes that roll around on oatmeal wheels with xray glasses and screams like a cat.

Man that person is being such a Butthole Cat

by Snaggle Fraggle April 12, 2008

outie butthole

When you have a butthole that protrudes outward much like an outie bellybutton would. Often time, the butthole skin is long and flabby like excess skin protruding out from between the butt cheeks.

"Dude, I was fucking some dude, and he totally had an outie butthole, and he made me chew on it like a piece of beef jerky! I came so hard."

"I really enjoy it when some hot chick with DD's sucks lovingly on my long flabby outie butthole!"

"Like OMG Vanessa bent over in the locker room, and I totally saw her outie butthole it was so GROSS!"

"This beautiful summer breeze is causing my gorgeous outie butthole to flap wildly in the wind. Just beckoning for someone to come and suck on it..."

"I use special anus cleanser to properly cleanse my outie butthole skin with a Q tip."

by Randy F. April 1, 2014

The Butthole Surfers

~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.

Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....

by AshleyAkaTheCoolestBitchThisSideofCompton November 28, 2004

cheesy butthole

1. the act of losing ones butthole virginity without planning on it and without complaining.

dude, my friend jace was fucking rachel the other day and out of nowhere started giving her a cheesy butthole.. he said all she did was turn red and brace through the whole sesh. she was totally an ass virgin.

by dedman December 22, 2010

Cardello's Butthole

The proposition which stiplulates that there must be another world buttfucking, asslicking, and fingering which is a separate world from the one we have.

I have seen proofs of Cardello's Butthole all around, and they are totally griggidy.

by Divergent Realitude December 23, 2007

Butthole Shuffle

The act of "taking care" of an itch in or around your butthole by shuffeling back and forth in something such as a chair.

I didnt want to obviously itch my butt in class so i did the butthole shuffle on the chair.

by Sworzy October 25, 2009